A priest -- an imam -- and a penguin:
walk into a bar.
(Let us pause,
while we contemplate that.)
Each has vowed
to order a drink that will challenge his faith head-on.
~
The priest
orders a plain glass of water -- even though this is a bar.
After a moment
of silent prayer,
he raises the
glass.
And just before
the liquid hits his lips,
the Holy Spirit
intervenes,
changing the
water to wine.
The priest sighs
and gives thanks.
~
The imam, biting
his lip, goes ahead and orders a glass of wine.
His hand
trembles as he lifts it -- but then, remembering his faith,
grows calm: and in iron
resignation,
drinks.
But again, that
same saining spirit, that erst intervened,
now changes --
ere the drop upon the lip --
the wine into
water: thus sparing him sin.
The imam heaves
a sigh and gives thanks.
~
The penguin
orders a glass of orange juice.
He lifts it in
the “To your health” gesture to
his companions,
then downs it in
a draft:
and sits
back; sighs, in refreshed
contentment.
The priest and
the imam exchange puzzled glances.
“But -- what --
did the orange juice change into?” they ask.
The penguin
shrugs contentedly.
“Just orange juice,” he says.
“I take the
things of this world as they come,
exactly as God
hath made them.”